Confessions of a wanker

In short:

- liked it a lot;
- better than Dead Man's Chest;
- it actually had a story;
- not as good as The Curse of the Black Pearl;
- brought out a few giggles and chuckles out of me, yet not as funny as PotC1;
- interesting references to (sadly, non-existant) PotC mithology;
- amazing CGI, truly fucking amazing;
- Johnny's flawless;
- so is Bill Nighy;
- also really liked Keira's performance;
- Orli's acting made me cringe only once (wow, he's getting better);
- why wasnt he shirtless, goddamnit?!

Am tired. And thirsty. And kind of hungry. Blah.